Living with you is like working in a petting zoo! — Stacy

Everybody knows that YOU is a nerd (to the melody of surfing bird) — Stacy

Who said you could listen to A-HA?!! — Stacy

STOP DOING PIROUETTES IN THE KITCHEN!! — Stacy

I should film you and put you on youtube — Stacy

Star Wars is to science fiction what Pokemon is to Anime — Erlend Aakre

I think my kazoo playing is upsetting the ferrets — Erlend Aakre

I just realized.. I had cheez doodles for dinner today — Erlend Aakre

I have a Creedence CD! My dad found it in the microwave at work — Stacy

“It’s like eating with the beast from Beauty and the beast…” — Stacy

Your ‘Charm quark’ gave me a ‘Hardon’! (ha ha) — Erlend Aakre

“I’d kill for that beard” — John Billingsley

You Snotweasel! — Stacy

Sometimes I want to knock on your head just to see if somebody is home… And then an annoyed squirrel would come out wondering what’s up — Stacy

I hate Microsoft, and by the laws of transitivity everything they make — Erlend Aakre

Spent hours debugging my code, fixing hacks
but somehow mistook Math.min() for Math.max() — Erlend Aakre

If we skip dinner today, we could watch an extra episode of Buffy the vampire Slayer!! — Erlend Aakre

Carl Sagan is 40 times more photogenic than Einstein!!! — Erlend Aakre

Touch ze beard! — Weird German photographer

Now I have to be Treksually frustrated all day — Erlend Aakre

If you’re going to eat grapes next to me.. DON’T EAT THEM LIKE A DOG! — Stacy

“You-hu are offi-cially kill-ing Sta-cy, oh god oh god!” (to the melody of A-Ha – Take On Me) in response to said song being played on Ukulele — Stacy

“You make me want to tear my face off!” (in response to my ukulele playing) — Stacy