Inni den grotte, ein härliches duft
alkoholen merkbar selbst inn den luft
Inni den grotte, alt som er godt
Troll nyter alkohol, nyter den rått!
Øl macht Trollen sein
Wein macht es fein
Alkohol ist edle dråpar
så trink es reint
Posts Tagged ‘alcohol’
Finlandia 1 – Neighbors 0
Monday, February 12th, 2007
heheee, at the party this weekend I was at some friends apartment.. Their neighbors have a identical apartment, and after one bottle of Finlandia and a brief trip outside, I manage to “walk” into the wrong apartment.
Visualise this.. A couple sits in the living room of their apartment, all the lights are off and a couple of candles are burning.. They might be watching their favorite TV show or simply just relaxing.. Then suddenly! someone (me) literally falls trough the front door, drunk as a skunk and yells out “kaaa i hælvete?! koffør ha dåkk slått a lysan?!”, (this sentence loses a great deal in translation, due to the funny Norwegian dialect it’s spoken in): “Whaaaat the hell!?!, why did you turn the lights off?!”.
Suddenly I realize, “oh.. those people sitting motionless in the couch looking at me like I’m from mars, are not supposed to be here.. As a matter of fact.. most of the items in this house should not be here.. or wait.. I’m not supposed to be here! CRAP it’s the wrong house”.. after expressing these thoughts in a loud and incoherent way, I stumble out of their apartment leaving them shell shocked on the couch..
I can only assume they locked their goddamn door after I left..
call me Frostbeard
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007It’s damn cold outside.. like -15 c, so when I walk outside my beard actually freezes (alliance sucks BTW).
Today I’m running for the hills, and when I get there I will sledge my way down on my brand new car cover, rinse and repeat…
This weekend I might be going to a ‘A party’.. which means I have to dress like something starting with the letter A
maybe I should go as an alcoholic? I’m not an alcoholic.. I’m a social drinker. Whenever someone says they’ll have a drink, I say, “So shall I.”
Always remember to look upwards
Monday, January 29th, 2007
Goddammit, I spent an hour trying to do the final part of the “Control” mission of Far Cry, each time I would dive trough the tunnel, and come up and be surrounded by lots and lots of those zombie-mutant-things..
Then this morning I accidentally took a glimpse upwards and found another way into the room, a way that parked me right above the bastards, allowing me to take them all out in a single try.
A word of advice, learned the hard way…
If you get drunk, and play Far Cry until 4 am, your dreams are going to be soooo fucked up!
Jello shots, sledging and evil mosters with bazooka arms
Sunday, January 28th, 2007After some Jello shots we went outdoors (yes, that creepy IRL place), and we actually had a hell of a time sledging down a very steep hill in garbage bags (not used ones, I might add), following the high speeds and some good old “pants and face full of snow” we went back inside for some more jelly.
The rest of the people left me here without adult supervision and went to into town.. apparently this is where people go after they have consumed a given amount of alcohol.
Me however remained faithful at my post, playing Far Cry with a slightly impaired aim.
I’m however stuck at level 10 with a crazy bastard with rocket launcher arms and like 8 of those smaller monkey-zombie-mutant-bastards.. so.. I think I might watch some curb and finish of the Jello shots 
Any misspellings above are dedicated to Stolichnaya, the best vodka ever.
The potato peeler incident
Saturday, January 27th, 2007In the midst of this gaming season I manage to maul the middle finger on my left hand, still with some band-aid and a little care I still managed to play trough 2-3 maps of Far cry.
Tonight some friends are coming over for booze’n'games, may the spirits of winter-een-mas bless my d20
gaaah! sick again
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006*Cough Cough*
goddammit, I’m fairly sure this is a direct result of me starting to use public transportation again (cant use my little überscooter when it’s icy and cold). Those buses in addition to providing me with the latest advances in human body odor , serve as some kind of sociobiological experiment where 20-40 random people from the population are stuck into a 10 meter long tube and exchange germs for half an hour..
Tried to do some work from home today, nothing like diving head first into a pretty unknown corba server-client system when you got that wonderful flu feeling (feels like I have drunk half a bottle of Stolichnaya (my favourite vodka by the way))
“Aaah Winter.. Yes… Winter”
It’s snowing, bad for me as previously stated this renders my only form of healthy transportation useless, however my ferret Nemi thinks snow is waaay cool, and has already been out playing a few times.
It’s snowing.. In hell
I actually bought a PlayStation 2 last week, with Lego2 Star Wars II.. A unexpected move for someone who has on numerous occasions stated their blatant hatred for both you might think?.. Well, the original star wars trilogy ARE the star wars movies that I hate the least, and since my hatred for Microsoft burns like a thousand suns that kind of rules out getting an Xbox.. I could have gotten a Game Cube but what would be the point of that??
Haven’t played the lego2 game much, and has just finished the fourth chapter of the first movie, playing it coop with Stacy so can only play it when she is not at work or otherwise unable to do some gaming.
