We’ve kinda gotten used to the ridiculous hat big enough to hide an altar boy (too soon?)
Now somebody has dressed him up in something that looks a weird form of shoulder armor. This is obviously new territory for the Catholics, so they should learn from the experts in the field of over sized shoulder wear: Blizzard
PS: Why would he wear a gigantic hat, but just a tiny cape? it makes NO SENSE!
I’ve taken the liberty to solve the Catholic Church’s problem with child molestation (I’ll get working on their other problems shortly). Since this problem seems to pop up in almost every country they’re in, this is clearly a job for Chris Hansen. Hopefully they didn’t hide the evidence to well, but I’m optimistic seeing that Christians in general have a rather nonchalant attitude towards evidence 
