There’s a Hong Kong based company that sells lots of cheap stuff (free shipping), I recently ordered something awesome there (picture will be posted when I get the item).
I however noticed some rather comical translations / bizarre statements on many of the item descriptions 
- “Provide ultra comfortable touch feeling for your grapping” -Ipod cover
- “The USB wire is long enough for you” -Keyboard
- “It is comfortable to use and it is hard for you to feel tired” -Same Keyboard
- “.. makes it resistant to dirty” -Other Keyboard
- “It is convenient for you to write some secret to friends and send them out into the black light to embarrass yourself” -Invisible ink pen
- “Internet & multimedia make you feel more comfortable” -Yet anohter Keyboard
- “No need to be afrad of falling people down” -Wii wireless bar
- “Power to the music with a car charger adapter…” - Ninteno DS car charger
- “The change of LED color will be subject to the temperature of water, which is more modern and humanistic“ –Shower Head
- “It can remind you when there is a call coming and avoid much trouble” -Key chain phone sensor
- “Suitable for home maintenance, outdoor activities, hiking, map reading, night fishing, night flying, camping, sailing, caving, hunting, etc.” -Tiny key chain led flashlight
- “No need to drive” -Webcam
- “Fantastic gift for your female friends” -Comb
- “Completely inoffensive to men and pets” -Mosquito repellent
- “These professional scissors cut straight and accurately in no time with just the press of a button“ – Scissors
- “Chip-wide design, not more secure smooth hand injury” -Motherboard POST card
- “Simply insert a photo into the slot on the top and be a plump lady at once” -Wonder Woman photo holder
