Johnny had some items from www.wowitemcreator.com on his site
I of course could not resist making a funny item 
Just now I see a small spelling error.. oh well.. maybe I should have added +5 holy dmg and a “description” to it as well.
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Just could not resist
Monday, September 17th, 2007hahahhaha!
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007I still haven’t picked up my copy of Command & Conquer 3. But DAMN! the latest Ctr-alt-del comic was hilarious but I guess you have to have played or read a bit about C&C3 to get it.. C&C3 has a lot of actors from current shows/movies. 
The best passwords
Wednesday, February 21st, 2007I’m now deleting the database over the 200 students who took the programming class at NTNU some time ago.
In honor of their achievements I thought I might share with everyone, some of their creative passwords:
- 3 people used their first name as password
- 11 people used their first name as the main part of their password
- 13 people used a names from the opposite sex as passwords
- 3 persons used their student id numbers as passwords
- 1 person used a phone number as a password
- 1 person used their favorite soccer team as password
- 1 person used the numbers 1 to 9 as their password
- 3 people used the name of the course itself as password
- 1 person used the word password as password
God Hates Sweden!
Sunday, February 18th, 2007Hehe, there is no getting away from the fact that Christians are somewhat mentally challenged. Some groups more so than others.. I call these.. The Super Christians!
http://www.godhatessweden.com
http://www.godhatesamerica.com
http://www.godhatescanada.com
Interesting facts:
- The Americans suffer losses in Iraq because “The American army is a fag army”
- God was behind 9/11
- God destroyed the Columbia space shuttle
- The Swedish princesses are slutty
- Canada is a homo-fascist state
Sure we could line them up against the wall, you might say. This sure sounds like a novel idea, but this I’m afraid, has a serious drawback:
Really great comedy is harder and harder to come by now days, and reality shows are certainly popular. Instead of watching Joey (ha ha) to get your comedy fix, one should really try to read up on these breathtakingly funny groups that have popped up all over the world..
If you get tired from reading about the Super Christians, you can check out Scientology:
“Xenu is introduced as an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans.”
Finlandia 1 – Neighbors 0
Monday, February 12th, 2007
heheee, at the party this weekend I was at some friends apartment.. Their neighbors have a identical apartment, and after one bottle of Finlandia and a brief trip outside, I manage to “walk” into the wrong apartment.
Visualise this.. A couple sits in the living room of their apartment, all the lights are off and a couple of candles are burning.. They might be watching their favorite TV show or simply just relaxing.. Then suddenly! someone (me) literally falls trough the front door, drunk as a skunk and yells out “kaaa i hælvete?! koffør ha dåkk slått a lysan?!”, (this sentence loses a great deal in translation, due to the funny Norwegian dialect it’s spoken in): “Whaaaat the hell!?!, why did you turn the lights off?!”.
Suddenly I realize, “oh.. those people sitting motionless in the couch looking at me like I’m from mars, are not supposed to be here.. As a matter of fact.. most of the items in this house should not be here.. or wait.. I’m not supposed to be here! CRAP it’s the wrong house”.. after expressing these thoughts in a loud and incoherent way, I stumble out of their apartment leaving them shell shocked on the couch..
I can only assume they locked their goddamn door after I left..
