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The poorly illuminated knight

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

I saw the latest batman movie last night, and considering all the hype around it, I find myself somewhat disappointed.

The plot is pretty uninteresting for the most part, but not that bad either, it’s like an average action movie.

There where a few things that annoyed me:

  • They could have killed the joker at 4-5 times at the movie, saving lots of people.
  • Heath Ledger’s acting was OK, nothing more.. If he had not offed himself with a bad drugs combo nobody would give a shit or suggest him getting an oscar.
  • Batmans voice sounds like Homer Simpson with a cold.. SERIOUSLY.. it’s off putting!
  • Nobody notices 50-100 barrels of explosives being moved into a hospital or a ferry.

And finally.. “Dark knight”?

Batman is not Dark.. He is Emo.. There is a big difference.
Rorschach (Watchmen), V (V for Vendetta), Marv (Sin city), The punisher, Wolverine (X-men) are dark, and they get the job done.

Batman is a black teletubby who like superman is never going to solve the problem by killing his deadly enemy, but instead play a weird form of catch and release, which gets LOTS of people killed, but still batman is sooo guilty when the joker kills a few people demanding that he expose himself.

At least this movie was not as HORRIBLE as Batman Returns. Still.. Batman = Pussy

rating: 5 / 10