Posts Tagged ‘norwegian’

Supermoon terrorizes small Norwegian village!

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

It’s hard being a skeptic sometimes..
Today I saw a particularly silly story in the local Newspaper: “Supermånen Sprer frykt” or “Supermoon spreads fear”.

To sum it up, in 10 days the moon will be closer to the earth than it has been in 19 years.
The newspaper then goes on to list a bunch of conspiracy theory bullshit about several times when the moon has been at its closest to the earth, earthquakes/tsunamies/etc. occurred.

The moons orbit is not a perfect circle, so the distance from the moon to the earth varies between roughly 350’000 km and 400’000 km.

The moon’s effect on the tides is around 60-70% and the sun makes up 40-30%, so of course when the moon gets closer the tides get more extreme, and unless I made an error in the calculations below, the difference in gravitational force between the earth and the moon from when the moon is farthest away and closest should be 13.764%

= 13% difference

Update: It seems the formula I used above is the “shared” gravitational force between the earth and the moon, Phil plait comes up with a maximum 50% increase in the moons gravitational effect on the earth, which is a more useful number. Also he’s an astronomer, so I’d take his word over mine.. On anything but Star Trek trivia :)

When the moon is at it’s closest and at the same time line up with the sun, we get what’s called the Perigean spring time. In other words, a big ass tide :)

 

Earthquakes and statistics!

They also cited a professor in astronomy (they actually referred to him as professor in astrology, but later changed the article and deleted the comments pointing this out).

The paper suggests that earthquakes can be caused by the moon being to close to the earth (sounds like a 50′s sci-fi movie), but what I find quite surprising is the rather strange quote from the professor:
“I would be very surprised, if there was a really strong earthquake at this particular date”. and that while living in California, he witnessed an powerful earthquake on the day before a “supermoon”.

The USGS defines a strong earthquake as anything with a magnitude of 6.0 or above (Christchurch was 6.3). On average there 150 earthquake like this yearly.

So the chance for a strong earthquake to happen on march 19th, is 41%.

If we however include the day before and after, the chance increases to 79%.

If we where to include 2 days before and after, we’re up to 92%.

So it’s pretty certain that a big earthquake will take place on or around march 19th, and it’s pretty certain crazy doomsday nuts will say there is a connection between that statistically predicted earthquake and the evil moon. The chance of the quake hitting a densely populated area however is much smaller, so maybe the nuts won’t notice it

update 11.03.2011: As statistics predicted a large earthquake did occur. It did hit a densely populated area, and caused a huge tsunami that hit the northwestern coast of Japan causing massive damages and deaths :(

The newspaper actually takes this flawed thinking to a whole new level, posting a picture from a earthquake/tsunami in Indonesia, making the point that it “happened only 2 weeks before a supermoon” (oooouh spooky!!).

This is just moronic.. the chance of a strong earthquake being 2 weeks before or after a certain date is 99.999977369 %

Note: all my calculations are based upon dates of earthquakes being relatively evenly distributed through the year, as confirmed by USGS

Silly Norwegian Names

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

In Norway everyone who pays taxes is put in a public database which says how much money they make and how much tax they pay, and which year they are born. This of course is pretty controversial and each year there is a big debate when the new list is released.

Personally I don’t care, but the upside is that this list can be used to find silly/funny/awesome names :D

  • 2 people in Norway is named Jack Bauer
  • 3 people have Batman as middle name, 1 as last name
  • Only 1 person has Superman as middle name
  • 3 people have MacGyver as middle name
  • over 100 foreigners have the last name “Moradi” which in Norwegian translates to “Yourmother”
  • 5 people have Skywalker as the middle name
  • 12 People have Picard as last name (which is why my application to have my middle name changed to Picard was denied.. Since there are so few Picards in Norway, I would have to get a written permission from all of them to use that name) :(
  • There is a guy in Norway named Frodo
  • A 23 year old girl with the last name Stalin
  • Peter Griffin pays tax to Norway
  • A guy in Norway is actually named Bruce Campbell
  • 22 people have the last name “Leet”
  • 3 Aragorns
  • One guy has the following middle names: “Gimli Arn Macgyver Chewbacka[SIC] Highlander Elessar”
  • 3 people have Thrall as last name
  • 4 people are actually have Virgin as their last name
  • While 3 people have Troll as their last name
  • 1503 Khans, but only 66 Kirks…
  • 9 Inaras, 16 Zoe’s, 4 Cobb’s, 2 Kaylee’s and 7 Malcolms :)
  • 1 Girl has Buffy as middle name
  • 5 people have Angel as first name
  • 2 people have Angelus as first name :o
  • 1 Guy is named “Giles Rupert” (close enough I guess ) :)

Bad Cereal Science

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

I noticed this morning that my cereal box has the following claim on it:
“A study shows that 8 out of 10 who eats Kellogg’s All-Bran at least 3 times a week experience better  digestion*”.

“*Source: Nordic study based on 643 respondents (who eats Kellogg’s All-Bran at least 3 times per week). The Nielsen Company 2007.”

This claim is reiterated on the Norwegian site, but the US site makes no such claims. (googling for “Kellogg’s health claims” might explain why).

Now, when making a health claim one would usually (unless you’re a homeopath, faith healer, acupuncturist, chiropractor, aura cleanser, can shoot rainbows out of your tummy, etc..) back up that claim with good scientific evidence, in other words you can show to a collection of scientifically valid experiments/studies.

This so called study as described above certainly raises a couple of red flags, and I suspect this “study” is of extremely poor quality, or maybe even be just a simple poll (not a scientific study at all).

Of course being a curious fella I sent the following mail to Kellogg’s:

Regarding the study being referred to on the All-Bran packaging and the website (http://www.allbran.no), carried out by The Nielsen company 2007.

  1. How may I obtain a copy of this study?
  2. How did the selection of participants for the study take place?
  3. What’s the distribution of participants between the different nordic countries, age composition and sex composition?
  4. What where the criteria for participant selection?
  5. Which questions where used, and how were the answers quantified?
  6. Of the 643 persons referred to in the study, how big a part of the total participants in the study do these represent?
  7. Is the data collected only based on self reporting of the daily intake of All-Bra, and the self reporting of the perceived increase in digestive function?
  8. Which methods were used to account for the  placebo effect?

I’ll update this post when I get a reply :)

Swedish police sketch

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Wow, I just saw this in the paper, apparently the Swedish police uses paint to catch killers.

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This picture looks like something made by Ivo Caprino (Norwegian puppeteer).

Funny search result on BTJunkie

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

norwegians

:)

bizarroland

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Based on what’s been in the Norwegian news the last week (healing, proposals for laws that hinders freedom of speech, angels, and all sorts of nonsense). I’ve made this map, to help get a overview of the situation:

bizarroland

At least it shows that even Randi can be wrong at times:
“I had always thought of the Scandinavian countries as being generally more rational than most other parts of the world”

update – Febuary 4th 2009:
The stupid law that could have made blasphemy illegal, has now been canceled, lightly lowering my disdain for our beloved politicians.

Død snø (dead snow) sucks – Ein Zwei Fail

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Against my better judgment I went with some friends and saw the Norwegian made “nazi-zombie” movie Død Snø (Dead Snow).

The movie is made by talentless writer/director Tommy Wirkola, who just 2 years ago embarrassed the country with a horrible Kill Bill parody (“Kill Buljo”). By looking at the trailer for Død Snø, it actually doesn’t seem so bad, and if the movie was as good as the trailer I would not be bitching and complaining right now.. But the movie itself fails at so many things it’s almost embarrassing.

Story – FAIL
Now I would be the first to acknowledge that a movie with nazi zombies does not need much of a plot. However there at least have to be SOMETHING, even if the plot is so simple as “zombies around, locked up in shopping mall / mountain cabin, try to escape” there still have to be events that pushes the story forward towards something. Watching Død Snø feels like going nowhere really slow, nothing really happens and there is nothing leading up to anything, no sense of progression, no nothing.

Characters – FAIL
The only properly developed character is killed early in the movie. The rest of the characters are uninteresting and with NO back story. The dialogs throughout the movie are lame and if you are going to have someone talk with the ugliest Norwegian dialect ever conceived (Stavanger) for the love of gods, ADD SUBTITLES!

Genre – 3x FAIL
The movie tries at three genres and misses all of them by a furlong.
Horror/zombie
, the movie is not scary at all, it has no atmosphere what so ever and there is none of that tight, claustrophobic eerie zombie feeling. Just a few attempts on sudden/cheap scares which FAIL.
Comedy, the only good thing this movie has to show for are a couple of OK jokes. but sadly most of the movie is about as funny as watching Adam Sandler making dinner.
Splatter, this movie does not qualify as a splatter, there are only a few splatter scenes, most of which are pretty dull and unoriginal. Both the quality and quantity of the effects does not stand up well to other splatters.

Quality – FAIL
The sound sucks donkey balls.
The music sucks elephant balls.
The effects are mediocre at their best.
The zombie makeup is almost passable.
60% of the movie is shot in the dark.. by someone who can’t shoot in the dark.

Conclusion
This half ass movie reaches movies like Bad Taste, Braindead, Shaun of the dead, *real zombie movies* up to their ankles. I would rather have watched Braindead once again. No sound, no color, Portuguese subtitles, as a poor VHS rip on a broken LCD monitor, and with one eye shut.. It would still be roughly 3 times better than Død Snø:
braindead
“Artist illustration”

rating: 2.5 / 10

Funny news

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

I had a very funny read this lunch, when I checked my igoogle page and saw what the news feeds had in store for me:

Funny news

The first one I saw was “Demands 21 years custody for Khan”, this is the maximum penalty in Norway and with a big smirk on my face I considered calling Kirk and giving him the good news.

What really made me laugh out loud was a line above, saying “Look at MS Explorer sinking” :D