Posts Tagged ‘religion’

God Hates Sweden!

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

Hehe, there is no getting away from the fact that Christians are somewhat mentally challenged. Some groups more so than others.. I call these.. The Super Christians!

http://www.godhatessweden.com
http://www.godhatesamerica.com
http://www.godhatescanada.com

Interesting facts:

  • The Americans suffer losses in Iraq because “The American army is a fag army”
  • God was behind 9/11
  • God destroyed the Columbia space shuttle
  • The Swedish princesses are slutty
  • Canada is a homo-fascist state

Sure we could line them up against the wall, you might say. This sure sounds like a novel idea, but this I’m afraid, has a serious drawback:

Really great comedy is harder and harder to come by now days, and reality shows are certainly popular. Instead of watching Joey (ha ha) to get your comedy fix, one should really try to read up on these breathtakingly funny groups that have popped up all over the world..

If you get tired from reading about the Super Christians, you can check out Scientology:

“Xenu is introduced as an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans.”

The Da Vinci Code

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

So I finally caved and saw the movie.. Don’t know if the book is better, but the story is so boring and the whole plot is so predictable and utterly retarded that I doubt the Book can be good if it is the same story. It was pretty obvious the woman was the descendant of Jesus from way early in the movie, and the whole crap was just so boring I almost fell asleep.

I don’t even get the main premise of the movie.. “a living descendant of Jesus (how the hell would this be proved with any certainty?) would make the Catholic Church loose power”, why would a relative of Jesus be BAD for them? I can’t imagine the Catholic Church’s power base disappearing anytime soon (1.1 billion members, seemingly idiots are in ample supply these days).

and there, finally the movie is over.. damn you Ron Howard.. you suck..

The movie gets a 24% at Rotten Tomatoes, that translates into 2.4 / 10 in my rating system, but I’m going to give it a rice round rating instead.

rating: 2 / 10

oh wait.. I gave Superman Returns 2 / 10, and at least he could fly and take a bullet in the eye.. that got to count for something

rating: 1.5 / 10