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The Amazing Meeting 9 (2011)

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

I was at TAM 9 (The Amazing Meeting) almost three months ago, but have been too lazy to blog about it until now.

TAM is a yearly conference about science and skepticism, and has lots of panels and talks by scientists and the “big stars” from the skeptical community (those tend to overlap).

Day -1 (The trip)
Traveling from Norway to the west coast of the US is a major pain in the ass. I got on the airplane early as shit, having only about 2-3 hours of sleep, and only carrying my plastic grocery bag containing 2 tshirts, 1 boxer and 1 pair of socks, as well as my camera and charger (I decided to travel light). The aircraft rolls out from the gate, but something strange is happening. After a couple of minutes the captain announces that the computer system is refusing to start one of the engines, and they have to reboot the aircraft.. So everything is switched off, but rebooting the computer system of the airplane takes a long time as it has to do lots of tests and configurations at startup. After about 30 minutes the computer decides to start both engines and from there the flight to Amsterdam went quickly (about 2 hours), then I had to wait at the airport in Amsterdam for 4 hours. Not that I did mind, it’s a really nice airport, and I could listen to my favorite podcast for the whole time.

Traveling light

The flight from Amsterdam to New York went much better(quicker) than expected, never been on such a huge plane before and I’m sooo glad I paid the 10% extra to get economy extra seating (only 1 seat next to you, and more room for arms and legs). Can’t really remember much of the flight, except the vegetarian meal was excellent and the desert awesome (go KLM!). Spent the entire flight using the in-flight entertainment system, Think I watched ‘Battle Los Angeles’, ‘Ant Bully’ and some tv shows (Curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld, and a few others).

However when I landed at JFK, the so far pleasant trip took a turn for the worse. I had done the whole ESTA (Electronic System for Travel Authorization) thing, so I expected to just walk trough the immigration area. So I stood in line for 1 hour, just to find out I had to do the paper version as well (which is just asking for exactly the same information again).. Back to the end of the line and wait for another hour. I make it through immigration, but for some reason the guy just stared at my passport without blinking for at least 45 seconds, and was starting to freak me out a little.

Now I’m trying to find my flight, but of course it’s not listed on the board. I go to the Delta place and after them trying to send me to another terminal, they finally locate the flight (apparently there was some mix up of the flight number between KLM and Delta) and I have to run trough the airport and literally get on the plane in the last minute. On the plane I get flabbergasted by some people from the Norwegian skeptical society that I somewhat know from online.

Flight to Las Vegas is like 5 hours and I was half asleep the entire trip. I land around midnight and take a taxi to South Point hotel and casino, where the conference is taking place. I make my way up to the room, set my alarm clock and go to sleep faster than you could say ‘snapple’.

This bed was a sight for sore eyes that had been traveling for 28 hours

Day 0 – July 13th.
My first day in the new world, I’m up at 6 am (2 hours before my alarm goes off), tired confused and looking out into the desert trough my hotel window.

It's the wild west, and I didn't bring a gun or a hat :(

I go downstairs and quickly gets something to eat from the hotel gift shop before I head into town:

Traditional american breakfast

Traditional american breakfast

I take a taxi into town to get some supplies (I came bringing only 1 carry on). So with a long shopping list I headed to the place where the american dream turns true: Walmart.

However right across the road from Walmart I found “The Gun store”, so I got to play with some weapons (AK47 and MP5) that it would be hard to get to try in Norway without joining the army.

Skinhead with beard and foreign accent rents AK-47

Skinhead with beard and foreign accent rents AK-47

Certified Nazi Zombie killer

Certified Nazi Zombie killer

After shooting zombies, I bought lots of stuff at Walmart (luggage case, netbook, boxers, socks, tshirts, shirts and a couple of shorts, toothbrush, shower gel, deodorant, sunblock + food and snacks).

Can haz loot!

I have no idea what happened from noon to midnight, by looking at the photos from that time it appears I just went back to the hotel and did nothing (damn you sleep deprivation + jet lag).

Day 1 (June 14th) – First day of TAM
Fuck me, it’s 05:00 and I’m awake! I tried going back to sleep, but instead I ended up going out and taking pictures of the area around the hotel while waiting for the convention to start.

Las Vegas sunset

Las Vegas sunset

las vegas desert

Desert! I am in you!

Flowers are purdy

Red and shiny car being all red and shiny

South Point hotel and casino

More desert, now with hills in background

A random building

yaaay,a crosswalk! this is awesome

South Point hotel and casio from the front side

Registration opened at 7:30, I got my badge and wandered around waiting for the first workshop. The workshop was about examining UFO photos, and faking UFO photos without using photoshop. After that I attended a workshop called “Investigating monster mysteries” which was about cryptozoology (Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, etc..)

After that I had lunch and I think I went up for a nap. I woke up in time for ‘The Rebecca Watson Game Show and Variety Hour’, which was really funny. After that I went straight to bed.

Day 2 (June 15th)  – Second day
Yesterday was kind of a slow TAM day, no panels, just the workshops.

This day however started with what I think was the highlight of TAM, a live recording of the podcast The Skeptics Guide to the Universe. This was followed by the official opening remarks by James Randi himself.

The SGU crew

Following that was an awesome panel with James Randi, Richard Wiseman, Phil Plait, Joe Nickell and Michael Shermer

Panel about skepticism on TV

After that I wandered around a bit, got some lunch,visited the vendor booths and got myself a couple of pet Trilobites :)

at 14:00 I was back in the main hall for a series of great panels/lectures.

A skeptical look at aliens by Biologist PZ Myers.

A panel with Astronomer Pamela Gay from Astronomy cast

This was followed by an extremely awesome panel about our future in space, with Neil Degrasse Tyson, Pamela Gay, Bill Nye (the science guy), and Lawrence Krauss with Phil Plait as a moderator.

Our future in space

This was immediately followed by Neil Degrasse Tyson’s keynote speech which was in lack of a better word, EPIC!.

Neil Degrasse Tyson Tam 9

I went to the Skeptics guide to the universe dinner at 18:00, and actually ate some real food. After that I was going to take a quick nap before the ‘Penn Jillette’s Rock & Roll, Doughnut and Bacon Party’, but dozed off and missed it :(

Day 3 (June 16th)  – Third day
This day there weren’t that many panels that I had to go to, so from I woke up at 7 (seriously, is jetlag supposed to last this long?) I headed into downtown and walked the strip and took lots of photos:

A hotel/casino with a rollercoaster, never got around to trying it :(

A casino/hotel that's a fucking castle! :o

Walking up the strip

Caesars palace! If this was Fallout 3 New Vegas I would go in there and kill everyone

Looks vaguely familiar

Yay, I got to see the Eifel tower without going to Paris

A place for the statistically illiterate

I rode the monorail! But saw no cat

I made it back to South Point and TAM just in time for the second half of the Skeptics Guide Live podcast event.

Steve, Evan, Jay, Rebecca and Bob

This was followed by the second Keynote speaker, Richard Dawkins. Again, the word Epic! comes to mind.

Day 4 (June 14th) – Final day
Day 4 had a few panels I wanted to see, but I had to make a flight to Los Angeles at noon, so left the hotel pretty early.

I’ll write about my LA trip in a while and put a link to it >>> HERE <<< :)

Ze movies!

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

It’s been way to long since I did any movie reviews, so I’ll have to do a short update on Movies I’ve seen lately.

Men Who Stare At Goats
The trailer portrayed this one as pretty funny and interesting, but the trailer contains about 80% of the comedy in the movie and the rest is pretty booring.
Rating: 2.5 / 10

Avatar
Avatar!

I must say I was rather skeptical as the last big hit movies that everyone is raving about turned out to be crap. But I gave it a chance, if it sucked at least there would be nice graphics and 3D. But I must say even though the plot is a bit simple and neat, this movie is kick ass. The plot is nice and tidy, characters are great and the 3 hours go by quickly because the movie never ceases to be interesting and/or exciting. I will definitively go back to the cinema and watch it one more time in 3D before they stop showing it.
Rating: 9.4 / 10

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
My expectations were very low for this one, but it was actually pretty good of showing the origins of Wolverine, can’t wait for Magneto :)
Rating: 6 / 10

Terminator Salvation
This is by far the worst Terminator film made, boring and does not really feel like a Terminator film.. It does have some nice effects though, and is mildly entertaining at periods.
Rating: 3 / 10

Transformers 2 (Revenge of the Fallen)
Wow.. Even though my expectations were pretty much as low as they go (the previous Transformers movie was a piece of crap with an idiotic plot, boring as hell and with lame ass characters), this movie is actually so bad and retarded that it actually put me to sleep even though I was not tired (must have been the brains natural defense mechanism).
Now why would I watch Transformers 2 when I hated the first one you might ask? I’ll tell you.. It was a gift, and I was hoping to see some cool effects, after all who doesn’t love robots? But even in that department the movie is a huge disappointment, the first one actually have cooler and more interesting effects.
Rating: 0.8 / 10

UP
I feel ripped off! The trailer portrays this as a funny movie filled with humor.. The humor is there but it’s miles apart, and completely drowned out by the sadness of the movie, which came like a shock when expecting a comedy :(
Rating: 4 / 10

Zombieland
Veeeery skeptical, with the horrible “Dead Snow” still fresh in memory I did not really want to even see a comedy zombie movie. But it quickly became apparent that this movie was quite good, not exactly Shaun of the dead, but still very enjoyable with lovely characters.
Rating: 7.5 / 10

Død snø (dead snow) sucks – Ein Zwei Fail

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Against my better judgment I went with some friends and saw the Norwegian made “nazi-zombie” movie Død Snø (Dead Snow).

The movie is made by talentless writer/director Tommy Wirkola, who just 2 years ago embarrassed the country with a horrible Kill Bill parody (“Kill Buljo”). By looking at the trailer for Død Snø, it actually doesn’t seem so bad, and if the movie was as good as the trailer I would not be bitching and complaining right now.. But the movie itself fails at so many things it’s almost embarrassing.

Story – FAIL
Now I would be the first to acknowledge that a movie with nazi zombies does not need much of a plot. However there at least have to be SOMETHING, even if the plot is so simple as “zombies around, locked up in shopping mall / mountain cabin, try to escape” there still have to be events that pushes the story forward towards something. Watching Død Snø feels like going nowhere really slow, nothing really happens and there is nothing leading up to anything, no sense of progression, no nothing.

Characters – FAIL
The only properly developed character is killed early in the movie. The rest of the characters are uninteresting and with NO back story. The dialogs throughout the movie are lame and if you are going to have someone talk with the ugliest Norwegian dialect ever conceived (Stavanger) for the love of gods, ADD SUBTITLES!

Genre – 3x FAIL
The movie tries at three genres and misses all of them by a furlong.
Horror/zombie
, the movie is not scary at all, it has no atmosphere what so ever and there is none of that tight, claustrophobic eerie zombie feeling. Just a few attempts on sudden/cheap scares which FAIL.
Comedy, the only good thing this movie has to show for are a couple of OK jokes. but sadly most of the movie is about as funny as watching Adam Sandler making dinner.
Splatter, this movie does not qualify as a splatter, there are only a few splatter scenes, most of which are pretty dull and unoriginal. Both the quality and quantity of the effects does not stand up well to other splatters.

Quality – FAIL
The sound sucks donkey balls.
The music sucks elephant balls.
The effects are mediocre at their best.
The zombie makeup is almost passable.
60% of the movie is shot in the dark.. by someone who can’t shoot in the dark.

Conclusion
This half ass movie reaches movies like Bad Taste, Braindead, Shaun of the dead, *real zombie movies* up to their ankles. I would rather have watched Braindead once again. No sound, no color, Portuguese subtitles, as a poor VHS rip on a broken LCD monitor, and with one eye shut.. It would still be roughly 3 times better than Død Snø:
braindead
“Artist illustration”

rating: 2.5 / 10

The best half-life 2 mod EVER

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I’ve recently been playing mod for Half Life 2 called Zombie Panic. It’s a GREAT mod and the gameplay is really fun and gives that special zombie feeling.
zombie Panic screenshot

The game starts with for example 20 players.. 1 is a very tough zombie and the others are 19 scarcely armed humans. Each time a zombie kills a human, that human starts playing as zombie.

Zombies have unlimited respawns, and humans either have an objective to do (escape in chopper for example) or they have to barricade and wait for a set number of minutes.

If you have a Source engine (Half-life2, Portal, Counter Strike or Team Fortress 2) you can get this mod for free via Steam.

Now I have something to pass the time, while waiting for Left4Dead :D

Rating: 8 / 10

3 zombie films you should never watch

Monday, July 7th, 2008

I saw 4 zombie films since the last time I posted a movie review, well admittedly only one was a TRUE zombie film in my opinion, but that’s besides the point. Anyhow, here are the reviews.

I am Legend
For some reason, I cant even begin to phantom why, I decided to temporarily lift the ban on Will Smith (*spit*) movies and watch this movie. In retrospect I should have trusted the gut feeling which said ‘Don’t do it you fucking idiot, what the hell are you thinking?!’. Either way the damage is done, I watched it and it sucked. Have you ever heard what doctors often say, “the brain has a miraculous ability to heal”. Well this must be true, cause I cant remember shit about the movie except that it SUCKED, and that lifting a Will Smith (*spit*curse*) ban is no longer an option.
rating: 1.3 / 10

Doomsday
Unlike a certain shitty movie listed above, this movie started out pretty good. But from about the middle of the movie, when the punk gang and Renaissance fair crew make their appearance it’s a steady drop until rock bottom is hit, with the very forced, completely ridiculous and utterly LAME car chase in the end.
rating: 2.5 / 10

Planet Terror
Hehe, this is the funniest zombie I’ve seen since Shaun of the dead. Well It’s the only humorous zombie film I’ve seen since Shaun of the dead, but still.. The movie is very entertaining, the violence is great and the story is much better than doomsday + I am Legend put together. Great acting, special effects, etc..
rating: 8 / 10

Diary of the dead
Damn.. I really expected more from Romero. I know it’s independently produced, low budget and all that.. But the story was lame, the characters where uninteresting (except for the brief appearance of the deaf Amish) and the movie was just a big yawn. The concept of a video-diary from a zombie event could have been pretty cool, however this movie totally fails to deliver.
rating: 3 / 10
Conclusion, zombie movies of lately genereally seems to suck. The only time I was even remotely frightened by the movies above was each time I saw Will Smiths face in I am Legend.

Always remember to look upwards

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Farcry
Goddammit, I spent an hour trying to do the final part of the “Control” mission of Far Cry, each time I would dive trough the tunnel, and come up and be surrounded by lots and lots of those zombie-mutant-things..

Then this morning I accidentally took a glimpse upwards and found another way into the room, a way that parked me right above the bastards, allowing me to take them all out in a single try.

A word of advice, learned the hard way…

If you get drunk, and play Far Cry until 4 am, your dreams are going to be soooo fucked up!

Jello shots, sledging and evil mosters with bazooka arms

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

After some Jello shots we went outdoors (yes, that creepy IRL place), and we actually had a hell of a time sledging down a very steep hill in garbage bags (not used ones, I might add), following the high speeds and some good old “pants and face full of snow” we went back inside for some more jelly.
The rest of the people left me here without adult supervision and went to into town.. apparently this is where people go after they have consumed a given amount of alcohol.

Me however remained faithful at my post, playing Far Cry with a slightly impaired aim.

I’m however stuck at level 10 with a crazy bastard with rocket launcher arms and like 8 of those smaller monkey-zombie-mutant-bastards.. so.. I think I might watch some curb and finish of the Jello shots :)

Any misspellings above are dedicated to Stolichnaya, the best vodka ever.